Five to None
They’ve done it! My years of suffering with less than five blades are over! Finally there’s a five blade face razor for men. That’s right…men only. Because, clearly, it takes a man to handle "the comfort of five blades." Umm…I mean…a real man needs "the comfort of five blades." Because….ummm…oh right! Because after centuries of shaving with single-blade razors men need comfort….umm..cause real men use so much lotion and their skin is so sensitive.
Fortunately, any man who considers himself more manly for buying face creams and blade laden razers because it’s the manly thing to do won’t be offended by the following: the men who so casually let themselves be led around by the balls by the marketeers deserve the economic castration they’ve undergone!





